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Welcome to the Bucky King Co - A Happy Family of Kings and Misfits
Home of the World's Greatest Gravity Bong! Little Bucky was born in Canada, grew up and moved to Colorado. Lil' Bucky is now all grown up and has a strapping brother named Bruno and a sexy sister named Uno. He also has an evil step brother named Vino, but you don't see much from him. He only stops over when he needs something, then you don't see him for months. You have to ask for Vino.
Deacon Smith? He's an old family friend of the Bucky Kings, but he's a bit of a mystery. I've heard people say he was recruited by the NSA in High School, speaks fluent Russian but never told anyone. And he's an assassin or somethin'. They say he was a covert operative in the NSA so he never stayed in one place for too long. But, that's kind of a stretch, I've never heard him speak Russian. And, he's kind of a clumsy fuck. I would describe him as a narcissistic, passive aggressive, obsessive compulsive recluse. Although recluse might be too much. He just prefers to be in very select company. And, to be honest, he can be a dick sometimes too. He is very clean though, very organized and likes to read. He mostly reads conspiracy stuff, gardening books, cook books and he collects maps. I heard he started a sex shop in San Francisco called Kaukenvayag. But this, like most things about Deacon Smith, is a mystery and I have not personally seen it.
The Bucky Kings family welcome you to their home. Join the Bucky King family and buy some of their stuff. Be a King. Be a misfit. Be an assassin. But most importantly, Be You. As ol' Grandpa Bucky used to say;
